Medellín: Ganztägige ECHTE 4x4-Quad-Tour

Fue una gran experience junto a mis amigos, las montañas de medellin son magicas y la aventura fue espectacular.

Erstaunliche Erfahrung! Unser Guide, JJ, war freundlich, gastfreundlich, gab jedem das Gefühl, sicher zu sein, wenn Sie alleine reisen, wird er dafür sorgen, dass Sie sich in der Gruppe eingeschlossen fühlen. Diese Tour unterstützt auch lokale Unternehmen in der Umgebung und Sie bekommen ein Gefühl für das echte Antioquia! Ich kann es nicht mehr empfehlen!

So here’s the deal: I paid for TWO ATVs. Not one, not a “buddy pass,” not some buy one get scammed special TWO. But apparently, this place runs on the “five-minute patience policy.” The guide gave my girlfriend a whole five minutes of instruction, got frustrated, then busted out his “I speak Spanish” routine… except his Spanish was so busted I’m still not sure if he was teaching ATV safety or reciting a drunk poem. And I’m bilingual! If I couldn’t understand him, my poor girlfriend didn’t stand a chance. His solution? Throw her on the back with me and still charge us $270 for two ATVs. Genius. But wait, it gets better. The ride there felt less like transportation and more like being kidnapped by a stunt double who failed out of Fast & Furious. This maniac was weaving into oncoming traffic, blind mountain curves, and basically playing “let’s see who dies first” with cars we couldn’t even see. I didn’t sign up for an adrenaline tour of “how to meet God early.” I’ve done some crazy stuff in my life, but this was straight-up a discount near-death experience. Lunch? Served at 3 p.m. which was honestly the best part of the day, mostly because the food wasn’t trying to kill me. Bottom line: I paid for two ATVs, and got one, because the guide has the patience of a toddler and the driving skills of a lunatic. If it takes three hours to teach someone, then teach them. Don’t pull a five-minute meltdown and expect me to clap while you rob me blind. This place isn’t just bad business, it’s a scam dressed up as an adventure. Someone’s giving me my money back, period. Either that or your losing customers for my honest review and I hope everyone sees it!