11 May 2025
The only thing this service got right was the concierge — professional, courteous, and driving a spotless car. Sadly, he was the last sign of competence we encountered all night.
The restaurant itself was a complete and utter embarrassment. Sure, the view was nice — but if you’re paying for a meal, you expect more than just a nice window to stare out of while suffering through what can only be described as a culinary catastrophe.
It started with a bread basket and butter — the one edible thing they managed to serve. What followed was an insult masquerading as "wild mushroom soup," a sickly mess riddled with chunks of something that tasted suspiciously like powdered milk, and not a hint of real mushroom flavour to be found. It was stomach-turning.
The main course somehow managed to plunge even lower. A dried-out salmon fillet tossed onto a plate with two bizarre sticks of deep-fried spaghetti, soggy, lifeless vegetables, both wedges and mashed potato (because apparently one sad carb wasn't enough), and a pathetic half-mushroom tossed on for good measure. They smeared the plate with three fluorescent blobs of mayonnaise like they were trying to pass off a toddler’s finger painting as fine dining. It was genuinely laughable — if it weren’t so offensive.
And then came the dessert — if you can call it that. Their "affogato" was a tragic abomination, made with what tasted unmistakably like instant coffee, despite a commercial-grade coffee machine sitting unused nearby. Insulting doesn’t even begin to cover it.
The wine list was another joke: three white wines, and they outright refused to sell us one of them. Why even list it? A level of incompetence so baffling it would almost be impressive if it weren't so infuriating.
As if all that wasn’t enough, the "restaurant" doubles as a public thoroughfare, so your dismal meal is accompanied by the endless clatter of loud, oblivious tourists stomping past your table.
In short: an absolute disgrace. Overpriced, undercooked, and completely oblivious to even the most basic standards of hospitality. Avoid this place like the plague.