11 Apr 2025
I wouldn’t recommend The Dutchman unless you enjoy long, disorganized waits and rude staff. We were told the wait time was 45 minutes, but ended up standing in line for 2 full hours. This wasn’t just a one-off—everyone around us seemed just as frustrated and confused, with no updates or communication from the workers.
Speaking of the staff, they were impatient and dismissive, brushing off questions and acting like we were a bother for even asking about wait times. The whole operation felt chaotic and mismanaged from start to finish.
As for the ride itself? It was okay. Not terrible, not amazing—definitely not worth standing in the heat for two hours. With so many better options out there, I’d skip The Dutchman and save your time and patience for something more enjoyable.