Night cruise and swim the Falmouth Mystic Lagoon, Dinner and Rum Punch Inclusive

Esta excursión es de lo peor que he visto en mi vida. No la laguna, que obviamente es un atractivo interesante, sino la organización de la misma. Llegas allí y te dan las buenas tardes de milagro, porque atienden con desidia y dejadez. Nadie te explica absolutamente nada y nos dejaron 90 minutos esperando. Me acerqué a la barra a preguntar y tratar de comprar algo de comer. Coca cosa sin azúcar y patatas fritas. No chips. No diet. Esas fueron las 4 palabras mágicas que me dedico el staff. Podía haber comprado algo más de comida, pero no pedí porque pensamos que el barco saldría antes. Obvio que yendo con niños me hubiera gustado comer algo para estar tranquilos pero.... las explicaciones no ayudaron. Los baños sucios, llenos de agua y mal cuidados. El momento del embarque es perfecto si te quieres sentir como una vaca entrando en el matadero... Muy bueno el guía del barco. Divertido, atento y muy dispuesto. Pero la excursión en barco es una navegación circular para terminar a 50 metros del muelle.... En fin, una perdida de tiempo pero por lo menos me sirve como mal ejemplo. Eso sí, allí eramos más de 500 personas....una maquina de facturar basada en nada.

Despite calling ahead and inquiring about the water conditions and being assured by the staff everything was good, the blue waters were a BUST, no apology or partial refund. Not even offered a discount for another time. Just a $60 boat ride and half-assed tour in the dark. If you must go, for whatever reason, wait until a second boat leaves and ask the first bunch... don't pay until you know you will get what you have paid to see.

My husband and I figured while we were in Jamacia we would visit the Luminous Lagoon. We learned quickly what a tourist trap was. We were picked up at 4:15 from our resort. We arrived at 5:30. We didn't board the boat until after 7. There were food and drinks for purchase. The inclusive drink they advertised is a throw away cup you'd use to rinse out your mouth after brushing your teeth. Once we got out to the water to swim we were disappointed as there is hardly any glow at all. After 15 minutes we were to get back on board to go back for more "entertainment" and drinks for purchase. Overall the employees were rude and completely uneducated on the lagoon. It was truly an overpriced disappointment.