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Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.

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- Explore the city with San Francisco's most hilarious, imaginative and EXCITING storyteller! - Enjoy original FOLKLORE and FAIRYTALES told by Clyde Always: a professional storyteller, published poet and decade-long resident of the City by the Bay. Hear about witches & wisemen, hobos & hipster-emperors. Bring your imagination! - Get to know these three famous neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro and the Duboce Triangle. - Get insider knowledge of the best eateries, parks, shops and more. See beautiful street-art, landmarks and architecture. Experience the City like a local. - BEWARE! Some of the information presented will be highly UNBELIEVABLE. Have fun sorting the fact from the fiction. -A 2.2 mile (3.5 km) walk with no hills. One public restroom along the way. - Please note: this tour is NOT for the whole family. Script includes profanity and you might see a nudist or two. - Guaranteed to entertain, enliven and uplift. An experience you'll always remember.
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  • A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
  • Bottled water
Departure Point

2101 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94114, USA Meet on the sidewalk in front of Verve Coffee.

Return Details

99 Sanchez St, San Francisco, CA 94114, USA This is only a block away from the starting point.

  • Mission Dolores, San Francisco, California, United States
    After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
    5 minutes
  • Mission Dolores Park, San Francisco, California, United States
    On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
    5 minutes
  • Harvey Milk Plaza, San Francisco, California, United States
    Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
    5 minutes
  • Corona Heights, San Francisco, California, United States
    Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
    5 minutes
  • Duboce Triangle, San Francisco, California, United States
    Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
    5 minutes
  • Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
  • Service animals allowed
  • Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance of the experience for a full refund.
  • For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
  • If you cancel less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time, the amount you paid will not be refunded.
  • Any changes made less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time will not be accepted.
  • Cut-off times are based on the experience’s local time.
  • This experience requires good weather. If it’s canceled due to poor weather, you’ll be offered a different date or a full refund.
sfsidesq
04 Oct 2025
Clyde’s tour, which could be called a show, was fun and informative, with some mild exercise the icing on the cake. He regaled us with stories and original songs, while being cognizant of the diverse group. I highly recommend, both for visitors and local!
kirstans2025
28 Sep 2025
So much fun. We had a great time with Clyde. He’s an amazing storyteller. We laughed and learned new things about San Francisco. Can’t wait to return with more friends to share this experience.
Rhea_B
14 Sep 2025
It was so cool to experience San Francisco through Clyde’s tour. Learned so much about the history and culture of the area. Clyde is a man of many talents. He is an awesome storyteller. Highly recommend for history and art lovers!!
This tour in USA is organized by Clyde Always

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