08 Aug 2025
We knew we couldn’t come to Mexico and not visit CocoBongos, so four of us booked tickets…. Left early and wished we hadn’t bothered.
We bought gold member tickets and were seated next to the stage, where we couldn’t see any of the screens so we asked to move to the empty seats behind us, we were told we couldn’t but we were later offered to move downstairs for an extra cost. The drinks started ok, but by the second round seemed to change to what tasted like watered down vodka (we’d all ordered rum!)
The performances are ok, but nothing that you won’t see elsewhere. The dancers looked bored. Between short performances, there are intervals that felt like they went on forever. Where girls basically try their hardest to get themselves and their backsides on the big screen, some very willing, some not so willing after seeing a staff member forcing a young girl on the stage.
This is very much seedy nightclub, not a show.